Why is it illegal to kill people? So many of them so richly deserve it. I wasted my entire day at work trying to find and fix a problem that was apparently imagined by the person who reported it. I come home and find some asshole has planted two ugly as hell shrubs behind my porch. I wasn't asked if I wanted this (I don't, they're in the way if I need to bring something in from the car), and i wasn't advised it would be happening. Get the mail to find a game I ordered a couple of months ago had finally arrived; but the postman wedged it in the box in such a way that the case is destoryed and it's debatable whether the game will work. I also found a card saying there was a package in the office (thanks for cramming then buddy), and head over to pick it up. The office closes at 6pm, it's 5:30pm, but apparently the lazy bitches decided they were taking an early Friday, because everything's locked up and it's pitch black in there.
Also, just to be clear, in the script that I wrote the monkey did not have a specific sexual orientation. And he wasn't humping anybody.