|Is it AIDS awareness month now? Who knows...
I was at my local Kroger and they were having a fire sale on pink-ribbon cans of Campbell's Tomato Soup. Like 3 for a dollar. I didn't buy any, because they were pink. And condensed. And I think I already own a couple cans of Campbell's Condensed Tomato Soup in non-pink labels.
Anyway, be vigilant. Don't eat cake from trusted friends who routinely light you on fire or otherwise try to kill you, as it may be a trick. Celebrate National AIDS Cake month by not eating any cakes until you have thoroughly checked them for AIDS. God Bless.